every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school
oh shit i live by an american high school
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.
somebody make these for me plsssss
lawd I am so hungry
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.
I was wondering when I’d see gifs of this. It’s my favorite interview ever!
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
all of that aside
“you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real”
is the best answer ever.